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Ability is commonly found to con…

5 Jan , 2014  

Ability is commonly found to consist mainly in a high degree of solemnity. Bierce, Ambrose


Age that period of life in which…

5 Jan , 2014  

Age that period of life in which we compound for the vices that we still cherish by reviling those that we no longer have the enterprise to commit. Bierce, Ambrose


Beauty, n: the power by which a …

5 Jan , 2014  

Beauty, n: the power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband. Bierce, Ambrose


Bore. A person who talks when yo…

5 Jan , 2014  

Bore. A person who talks when you wish him to listen. Bierce, Ambrose


Conservative: A statesman who is…

27 Apr , 2013  

Conservative: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the liberal, who wishes to replace them with others. Bierce, Ambrose


Corporation: an ingenious device…

27 Apr , 2013  

Corporation: an ingenious device for obtaining individual profit without individual responsibility. Bierce, Ambrose


Destiny: A tyrant’s authority fo…

27 Apr , 2013  

Destiny: A tyrant’s authority for crime and a fool’s excuse for failure. Bierce, Ambrose


Immortality: A toy which people…

25 Mar , 2011  

Immortality: A toy which people cry for, And on their knees apply for, Dispute, contend and lie for, And if allowed Would be right proud Eternally to die for. Bierce, Ambrose


Litigation: A machine which you…

30 Jul , 2010  

Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. Bierce, Ambrose


Marriage: a community consistin…

30 Jul , 2010  

Marriage: a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves – making in all two. Bierce, Ambrose